the jay den :: general malaise

(via explodingdog)

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You Sell Weed

Sure, I use to like it when I could get free bud from you just by batting my eyelashes, but then the economy hit and you keep asking me if I “got five on it?” You’re a dickhead and NO I don’t want to pause Planet Earth to drop a gram off to Cindy. Did I ever tell you I hate that bitch? Along with the other 50+ girls in your contacts. Yeah, i know you need money to get your system fixed. How much is that gonna cost? Jesus Christ, wasn’t my birthday gift like five dollars and a xanax? I hate my life. No, I really do. Take me home. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Kristen

Acoustic Sets - Floyds, Oct 23 09

Moustache fest #2

Moustache fest #1

Red Velvet cake.

This is the key to my heart, in case you were wondering.

The VanderWolf wedding photos will be online soon :) They are really fucking good, if I do say so myself.

double f*ck yeah.