January 2009
30 posts
Google Phones and Sandwiches
Me: so, I am curious re: your google phone. How are you liking it?
J: i tend to keep it deep in my pants if that's any indication.
Me: Why doesnt that surprise me?
J: yeah. i'm gross.
Me: no doubt about it
J: I do that with everything I love.
Me: Oh yeah, like the sandwiches
J: Yes, the sandwich
December 2008
52 posts
“If I were to rate this cappuccino on a scale of 1 to 10, it would be your mom...”
– me
“I feel like VPN’s motto should be: 60% of the time, it works everytime”
– Lindsay
Daily Stank Image Bank, FTW →
“I have on my side the most powerful ally there is: the truth. Besides, I have...”
– Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, via
..is this guy fuggin’ serious?
Zipcar.com Redesign - Launched! →
We are “oh-so-pleased” to announce the launch of the Zipcar website redesign!
From Project Manager, Natalie Williams:
The site redesign presented unique challenges based on an industry-redefining business with a variety of product categories. It should come as no surprise that our strategy team saw the master plan and communicated it in a clearly understandable way. A variety of user...
"Yes, Old MacDonald had a farm.
And we must strive to insure that he is able to keep that farm, as long as he wants too. And we must give old macdonald the help and advice to make his farm a more secure, and profitable business… ..perhaps Old MacDonald himself would like to reassess the counterproductive diversity of his livestock and poultry portfolio -
But anyway -
With individuals, like Old MacDonald, and the greater...
“The tanker that crashed on I-205 earlier today was ironically carrying de-icer.”
– twitter.com/KGWNewsChannel8 :: orig.twitter
ISITE Design - Lauches NEW Website →
We are finally debuting our brand-spankin-new website!
From our proud, and fearless leader Jeff Cram:
It is a beautiful site that helps evolve the ISITE Design brand, sharpen our message and showcase all of you and your great work. More importantly it represents the foundation of a site that can evolve with our business. This has literally been a multi-year process with many (many) hands involved....
TWITTER FIGHT!!!
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kamsar: Flight of the conchordes just aren't funny.
pcraig: @kamsar really?! seriously?! you are soo sooo wrong!
Divamatrix: @pcraig This coming from a guy who thinks Radiohead is a good band? lolz
pcraig: @Divamatrix Shall we compare fan base, platinum records and awards between them and Tool? :)
Divamatrix: @pcraig Awards? You wanna count awards? They gave a Grammy to MILLI VANILLI FFS. Awards mean nothing. :)
pcraig: @Divamatrix ok you pick any category other than the "goth love music awards" :)
Divamatrix: @pcraig Tool's 4 album sales = $20 mil. Radiohead's 7 album sales = $30 mil That's avg Tool 5 mil per album. Radiohead 4.2 mil per album
XjeremiahX: @Divamatrix I tend to think that the more records a band sells, the less I'd be inclined to find them appealing. There are exceptions though
jaden: @XjeremiahX Not to mention that Tool just kinda sucks. But then again, I don't cut myself for fun, either.
XjeremiahX: @jaden Sometimes I cry in the tub with the lights off. Am I more suited to being a Radiohead fan?
Divamatrix: @jaden Cutting yourself for fun > listening to Radiohead anyway. :)
Divamatrix: So lemme get this straight. You mean shitty Radiohead songs inspired shitty Death Cab songs? *sigh* Ah hell.
pcraig: @Divamatrix here you go. http://www.creed.com/
helix_helix @pcraig http: //tinyurl.com/634p2f
pcraig: And, seriously? http://tinyurl.com/3b9qe3
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I got a perty little mouth...
..undernearth all the foaming.
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