GUESTBREAKER: You Sell Weed
Sure, I use to like it when I could get free bud from you just by batting my eyelashes, but then the economy hit and you keep asking me if I “got five on it?” You’re a dickhead and NO I don’t want to pause Planet Earth to drop a gram off to Cindy. Did I ever tell you I hate that bitch? Along with the other 50+ girls in your contacts. Yeah, i know you need money to get your system fixed. How much is that gonna cost? Jesus Christ, wasn’t my birthday gift like five dollars and a xanax? I hate my life. No, I really do. Take me home. WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
A Guest Dealbreaker written by Kristen
